CAPPER CAN’T AFFORD DEODORANT LET ALONE A PROFESSIONAL DOMAIN, AND I MIKE G, REFUSE TO PAY AN OBESE, PUBE FACE NERD TO CREATE A PROPER WEBSITE.

Like it or not this is the official website of The Phone Hacks Podcast and Mike G’s Anal Emporium, some say a match made in heaven. Explore the wonder of our lives we continue to ruin and the “careers” we tear apart. We have gig links (please, please come) and links to D grade content for you to enjoy or not.

Peace, Mike G