MIKE G PERSONAL ANAL ADVENTURE BLOG
Hello world, you have found the personal blog of Mike ‘Built to Fuck’ Goldstein. This blog explores my fascination and love for the human anus. I am an aspiring comedian with a deep passion for engaging in Anal play activities outside of work. Come or ‘cum’ lol on a journey with me of self-discovery and penetration that will change your outlook on life.
Peace, Mike G.
Ring a ding ding I wanna spin…vinyl at your next party!!!
That’s right party people, DJ A.Ness is ready to bring the beats and get people on their feets. Liven up your next Birthday, Bris or Bar Mitzvah with classics from the old country and some new tunes with an anal influence. My playlists have been heavily curated as I only spin tracks that pull at the heartstrings and the nerve endings of an anus (songs only make it on my playlist if I have achieved an anal orgasm whilst listening to them). I’m ready to spin dreidels and the turntables at your next event! Peace, Mike G.
1958 WELL USED HOME TOWN STAINLESS STEEL BUTT PLUGS (Set of 3) PASSED DOWN TO ME BUY MY DAD (RIP FOREVER IN MY HEART)
I’ve always said that a butt plug has to be an extension of yourself, your heritage and most of all your heart. Oh boy.. I’m tearing up with joy writing this… but I must say it was a special time when I lost my voice from blasting out the star-spangled banner at the top of my lungs with these quality artisanal pieces inside me. I’m ready to part ways and pass them on to the next anal enthusiast. I just ask that you treat these with respect and dignity to honour my father’s name. Peace, Mike G.
There’s something special my first Melbourne international comedy festival show… It was my peak and I’m now unable to create better material than this beautiful night.
This microphone was from opening night and it inspires me to do better and although I’ll never be close to this level again. I crushed it on this opening night and after the gig, I took the mic as a gift to myself.
I’ve got my use and pleasure out of this mic and now I think it’s time for someone else to enjoy.
Peace, Mike G
1HR PERSONAL PHONE CALL FROM MIKE G ABOUT HIS PHILOSOPHY ON STRAIGHT, WHITE, SYST GENDERED ANAL SEX, TOYS AND FUN (CATERS FOR ALL LEVELS)
Starting my personal anal adventure at 14 years of age with nothing more than a cold corn dog from the game (Go Kansas City Chiefs lol) and my grandmother’s leftover vaseline I developed a yearning to explore more. Decades later I am ready to share my expertise in anal play with a focus on deep satisfying penetration. Are you ready to embark on a journey of pleasure and love? Let me be the torch to your tunnel and guide the way to anal heaven. Peace, Mike G
$0.00 My gift to you
NEW YEAR NEW ANAL – REACHING YOUR LIMIT
Hello to all my pluggers out there! I really appreciate the support you have given to my blog, I love you all from the bottom of my anus. Last year was huge! My friend, colleague and inspiration Nick Capper really built a solid platform through a comedy podcast the phone hacks. I feel success is just around the corner and soon I’ll be able to just focus my love of the anus.
Now to the real stuff and what’s on my mind… I’m finding that it’s hard to find objects to play with. I can’t get me that ultimate satisfaction I desire. My anal girth is really wide at the moment and I need to reign it in. Is it possible to be too much of a pro in stretching your love hole? It’s a real dilemma, the toys I have are falling straight back out but I don’t want to go bigger as I’m afraid if I sit on my kitchen bar stools I’ll just consume them and hit the floor with a thud, I really like those stools and they’re not to be shelved.
I think I need to have a break from inserting to solve this issue. It’s going to be hard. Real hard. I haven’t gone more than 3 days without something in my ass since I was a kid. Please send your love and support to me through my facebook and twitter during this time, it’s going to be tough. I know my best friend Nick Capper will be there for support. I really do love him as mate not in a gay way, eww (lol kidding I’m really woke, I don’t see gender, weight or colour, I’m Sri Lankin you fucks (Love you mum, can’t wait to come home next and eat your famous kottu roti) Anyway I’m kidding lol). If you have any tips how I can get through this time please let me know, I really need all the help I can get.
Peace, Mike G
HOW ANAL SEX SAVED ME
People know I am an aspiring comedian and this gives my life some purpose. My family, partner and friends also help me along my journey to achieve happiness. However, people do not know (until now) the passion in my life that is truly magical.
The story starts in my joyous homeland of the United States of America, mhmm I can smell the apple pie just thinking about it. I was just a little boy with the world in front of him but I felt a real emptiness deep down. I could never explain this hole inside me and no matter what I did I was never satisfied in my life.
This is when I started putting objects in my anus. I did this alone and it was my secret that I could never tell. I could not risk my family, friends but most importantly my Rabbi from ever finding out. I gradually progressed to bigger and better things, both in my anal activities and actual life. Anal play gave me drive and passion. I decided to move to Australia after putting a jar of vegemite inside my anus, I decided to study law after shelving a gavel. My life had meaning. I can only thank my anal adventures for this.
I am writing this blog to share my experiences. This is my true calling. I hope to inspire you. Stay tuned.
Peace, Mike G
MOTHER IF I TELL YOU THIS WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME?